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Login/Join to ParticipateAll the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
so in light of flynt's and my engagment **giggles** i thought i'd start this thread. we were brainstorming who we'd have in our wedding, and this is what we came up with so far....
Nx would be a bridesmaid
Valura would be our priestess
Seven would be our ring bearer if we could train him well
mech would be our page boy
Gidg would be our flower girl
Lightning would be an usher
flid would be our bouncer
and Spitfire would be our wedding planner
other positions are still open. applications are accepted via PM.
so who would you have in your wedding?
*please note, this is a joke. it's for fun. we are not trying to leave anyone out, it's just us being silly
*I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
flynt m'dear, the jelly wrestling is for our amusement only. we musn't join in. i've had my fill
and if it's a beach wedding, i'm definately not wearing shoes. now for the change of outfit into a fetish costume, that's a different story
hip high patent leather lace up stilletos. how does that sound? **giggles**
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
2,723 posts
Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada
Hip High patent leather lace up stilletos. Hmmm. Yes, dahlink, I think this would work wonderously. Would you be wearing a corsette, as well?
The wedding is a beach wedding, but opening on to the beach is a full sized ball room. There is a terrific sound system, and one corner holds toys ms pounce can amuse herself and some of her guests with, of course. Adjoining the ball room is the reception hall, which will hold the full service buffet. There will be Vegan, vegetarian and omnivore buffet sections, to cater to all our guests.
Oh yes, and chocolate flambe pots with banannas, strawberries, oranges, cherries, blue berries, and rasberries for dipping.
That is, of course, if it meets the approval of Ms Flynt and Ms pounce.
*taps the extended cigarette holder then takes a puff*
Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.
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WOOWOO!! a beach wedding AND no shoes YIPPEEE!!
*thinks to self..definately makes up for all the bows and frills*
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
that sounds wonderful ms. spitfire (wow, didn't realize how very dominatrix that sounds until now
too bad you're a sub )heck ya i'd be wearing a corset. while we're on the subject, do you (or anyone) know where i can buy a real corset, not some stretchy pretty looking one from VS, but a real, lace ya in tight kind of corset? i've wanted one for ages!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
There's a wonderful shop here in Houston (Erotic Cabaret) that sells real ones...they aren't cheap though which is what has prohibited me from actually finding one that might fit me. I'm too small for the regular store bought cheapie variety
Just means you might have to make it to Houston one of these days after all
Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
2,723 posts
Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada
There are a few shops here in Houston that sell 'em. There may be some shops online too.
I've got several friends who own real ones (like nearly every female friend I have here in Houston)...and most bought them in person, to try them on and such.
Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
well there ya go, i suppose i will
ya i'm only worried about price. cause i heard they are super expensive. out of curiosity, about how much do they run anyhow?
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
The really good cinch ya up authentic ones can be $300+. They usually have really nice material with them as well. You can get ones that aren't quite as fancy but will do the trick for as little as $150.
The one I currently have came from a renaissance festival here that was $85 but it's not quite the same.
Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
2,723 posts
Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada
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that sounds wonderful ms. spitfire (wow, didn't realize how very dominatrix that sounds until now too bad you're a sub )
*giggles madly, stops, looks up* What?
*giggles madly again*
(Kim's Internal Voice>
Yeah, so she's a bit insane. She found out she may have slight switchy tendancies. *Shrug* Go figure.) Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I KNEW IT!!!!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
2,723 posts
Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada
*pauses, looks to pounce, then breaks out into mad giggles again*
Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.
sumthin sumin smmnm....
372 posts
Location: home sweet home, USA
flounces in, sprinkling daisies wll over everything
Now, did you want the palm tree getup, or did you want to go with something a little more flowery and sparkly?
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
ok i just found my corset pattern.
i'm soooo happy. of course we'll see how much it costs for me to make it myself and then see if i'm still happy I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
well, what's it going to look like?
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
hmm, well i haven't been able to go through the directions in great detail just yet. but they even have it customized to where you enter in your measurements and then they create the pattern from there. i'd still have to figure out what material i want to use and all that, so when i get a chance (probably this weekend) i'll go to the fabric store and browse around. and they give suggestions on the types of boning, what's best, and where to get it. so once i read up on it, i'm good to go
i'll gladly take any suggestions tho on how i should make it look...
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
OMG i don't think i could get any more excited right now. i checked the mailorder section of the page where they list the places you can buy the boning, busks, and grommets, and.....THEY HAVE A STORE IN DENVER!!!!!!!
i think i'm gonna faint. this is just too cool.
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
That's awesome!
My advice on boning is get the best you can afford. The cheaper stuff doesn't hold up as well. After time, it bends from when you sit and stuff. Not good as you want something that will continue to hold the stiff shape and keep you in.
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
ya it's the "what i can afford" bit that i need to worry about most right now. it's crazy cause they go through all the different types of boning, things you need to keep in mind (i.e., will it poke through the fabric, can you sand it down, how to handle it if you can't, can you wash it, will it rust, etc.)
and to think, all i did was type in corset pattern and i found it on my first try. i love the internet!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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hey spritie.....i looked thru the page of mailorder custom supplies and guess what? they have a store in austin too....
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
ohh...I looked up that site I think you found, and I don't think my sewing skills are quite up to that task yet. I can do basic stuff, and straight lines really easily (I started quilting over a year ago) but I think I'd screw up putting the boning and busking in.
I think I'll wait until some boy offers to buy me one again. I should have taken the last one up on his offer, but silly me, I thought over $100 was too much to spend on such a thing.
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
gah! what is wrong with you? point me in his direction! it'll make my life easier!!
actually i know what you mean. my ex offered to buy me a snowboard, boots, and gear right after we broke up. silly me, i said no. what the hell was i thinking?????
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
well...he did just read this thread.
If it hadn't been before he corrupted me, I'm sure I would have jumped at the offer instead of hesitating because they didn't have one small enough for me in stock.
He was your ex, so it was totally understandable. I still have issues with guys spending too much money on me for b-day presents. A guy I've only been dating for 2ish months should not spend $250 on b-day presents for me, unless he makes at least $100,000.
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
ya well considering the circumstances around our relationship and break-up, i totally should have taken the offer
plus he totally could afford it.hmmm, so are you talking about who i think you are?
runs after him.....
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA
You can also look at Simplicity patterns for historic wear. They are a bit cheaper and easier to follow and you can still do some fancy, sassy stuff with them!
I used to plan themed weddings...if you need any help.
I did notice that you do not have the wailing relative who sobs into a hankey through the ceremony. Can I be her? Or can I head up the 21 fire salute as you leave the aisle/circle? I promise it'll be pretty and safe.
You're original question asked who we would have. I would have Malcolm give me away. He is very brother-like to me and I just love him. Plus I think he owns my soul, so it would stand to reason that he would have to give me away!
I know I want NYC, Lightning and PK involved. Not sure how though. Ade would so be the entertainment co-ordinator! Flash Fire would have to come stand up in it though, as would Charles and Josh. Cassandra would be my planner. I think Dantanna would be my DJ.
:P~
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
i was wondering if anyone was going to answer that question
i found the pattern online for free, so i don't have to buy it which is nice. and it seems somewhat easy, but we'll see as i get into it more. i may just be calling on ya pele in the future on this one
you are sooo right! we don't have the wailing relative OR the 21 fire salute! perhaps you could do both?
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
2,723 posts
Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada
Ah the question...
WEELLL...
vanize would be my best man.
pounce, wedding planner. (turn about is fair play)
Cassandra....she'd be the minister type person
Mech would be the entertainment along with Frodo and Joe_sixsteps
pink would be the flourist
spritie would be in charge of decorations...coordinating with pounce.
gnor would make sure we have damn fine rocks for folks to sit on
uhm....and everyone else gets to play witness etc.
Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
hey i didn't put you in charge of the planning....that was all flynt. but that's ok i've got some great ideas for ya I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Mumma Hen
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
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And can I make a request that at the reception there are definitely, absolutely, catagorically, undefiably no MARMITE OR VEGIMITE OR OTHER MITE/YEAST RELATED SPREADS SPREAD ON ANYTHING OR IN POTS FOR DIPPING OR TWIGLETS?!
Nope!!! cant be done cause....wait for it.... YUP!!! FLYNT LIKES PROMITE!!!!
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
sucked in!! TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
ack!!! that's it! the marriage is off!!!
nah, i love her no matter what
that stuff just must stay FAR away from me!!!! I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
2,723 posts
Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada
It was Flynt's idea to make me wedding planner?! LOL!
Flynt? You are a brave brave woman!
Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.
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