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Login/Join to ParticipateAll the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
so in light of flynt's and my engagment **giggles** i thought i'd start this thread. we were brainstorming who we'd have in our wedding, and this is what we came up with so far....
Nx would be a bridesmaid
Valura would be our priestess
Seven would be our ring bearer if we could train him well
mech would be our page boy
Gidg would be our flower girl
Lightning would be an usher
flid would be our bouncer
and Spitfire would be our wedding planner
other positions are still open. applications are accepted via PM.
so who would you have in your wedding?
*please note, this is a joke. it's for fun. we are not trying to leave anyone out, it's just us being silly
*I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
WOOOWOOOO! i gets to be a bridesmaid
...tell me how many frills and bows do i have to contend with? 
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
I would estimate, more than 2 but less than 100.
*Looks at Kit*
Any ideas about ours?
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
me and narr had already sorted our marriage plans in at we lady!
*mech easts gidg flowers*
hmm look pretty and taste ok to!
*munch munch*
now were did i put my sialor hat?
Step (el-nombrie)
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia
oh oh can i be your wedding photographer??!?!
*looks around* you dont al ready hve one do you?
oh oh Pleeease??
What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....
and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*
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1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
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And can I make a request that at the reception there are definitely, absolutely, catagorically, undefiably no MARMITE OR VEGIMITE OR OTHER MITE/YEAST RELATED SPREADS SPREAD ON ANYTHING OR IN POTS FOR DIPPING OR TWIGLETS?!
Done. I'm still afraid to touch that stuff *shudders* I figure I'll get flid dragged it to make some awesome vegan stuffs too
~ bobo
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
woo hoo, a bachelorette party. hmm, i wonder, could the two brides have it together? or is that still a separate thing? *ish confudled*
yay a photographer! position filled, check!
NO MARMITE OR SIMILAR SPREADS AT THE WEDDING/RECEPTION. i'm so with ya there bug. i hope flynt is ok with that
narr, hmmm, i think i should prove jon wrong and make you wear 101 bows and frillies
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
well, I've been to a joint bachelor/ette party, so if that is fair game, then two girls could have one together as long as they wanted it that way...more fun to be had by all in my opinion
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Location: sitting on the step
im gonna look like abig marange (sp) then?!?!
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
2,723 posts
Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada
Wait....WEDDING PLANNER?!??
*coughs*
I somehow totally missed this thread.
*coughs again* O deary deary me. Are you two SURE about this?
You realize pounce...turn about is fair play, yes?
Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.
Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
2,723 posts
Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada
Well...if there's going to be a towel boy, there should be jelly wrestling at the reception. What do ya figure?
Hmm...or maybe not. It'll be all sticky.
*sticks her wedding planner cap on, enjoying the fun of it all*
Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
haha, well since you brought it up, we could change your position to entertainment....get you in the jelly wrestling with mand
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
oooh wait!! jelly wrestling at the bachelorette parties!!! ya!! ok you need to coordinate with rozi on that one
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
2,723 posts
Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada
Jelly wrestling with Mand? I'm so there. I'll get my rear kicked, but I am scraaaappppy. So we'll see.
OK Rozi...let's do lunch, dahlink, so we can discuss plans.
Now pounce. Dress? What are we going to do about dress?
Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
If you use my CamperVan Limo I could convert the inside into a Jelly wrestling ring and everyone can peer through the windows or look on a webcam from around the world....
ooh ooh you need someone to hook up webcam for all the folk who can't afford to travel so far..not me tho cuz technological things aren't my gaff....any offers?
Let's relight this forum 
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
i dunno spitfire, if you're scrappy like i am, i think you'll have it in the bag (oooh, double meaning there
)ah yes, the dress. i already have that one picked out for sure. we're having the wedding on the beach, so i'm gonna go with my summery idea. although i'm still tempted to do a bondage type outfit
perhaps we can come up with some ideas together I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
2,723 posts
Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada
Hmmm....well you could always go subtle with the bondage idea....and there can always be a costume change for the reception, dahlink. In fact, it should be a must!
As for jelly wrestling? *giggles* Sometimes it's fun to let Mand win.
Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
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Can I be the best man/maid of honour?
That's a given m'dear!
um
and Gidg, they are called Gerbera's
and um
carry on everyone....
Currently on the right side up of the world.
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2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Quote:Quote:
Can I be the best man/maid of honour?
That's a given m'dear!
*starts buying jelly crystals*
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
oooh costume change. i like that idea. never thought of that one!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
holy man
110 posts
Location: Upstate, NY, USA
I'm a baker by trade. I'll make you a be-yoooooooooo-te-ful cake. At least 15 layers high!
Gather your harps from the willow trees, dust off the ancient strings. Call the bards and prophets, let them sing healing and freedom. Let light and love flow from the strings, colors of revelation.
Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
2,723 posts
Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada
ieuan, the cake sounds lovely. We'll also need a chocolate cake. Oh and a Yellow cake too, with chocolate frosting.
pounce, m'dear, of COURSE there's a costume change. It's a HoP wedding afterall, and you've appointed ME Wedding Planner. IT has to be Faaaabbbuuuu, dahlink. There will be at least one costume change. More as needed or desired, m'dear. I'll be happy to loan you a few of my chateaux boys or girls to help with the changes...
Now then. Entertainment. I'm holding auditions for bands. I've had to turn away the freaky hamster band that does the quizno commercial, and those freaky internet cats too. Those eyes and teeth would scare the guests away.
Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
I'd just like to point out that I'm a vegetarian, and there's no way I'll be dipping my toes (or any other part of me) into Jelly that contains animal derived gelatin.
Thanks
Currently on the right side up of the world.
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom
dont worry flynt.. there is such things as veggie jelly, thats what we used at kent!!
passing through, this world still lives.
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Hmmm...Narr how about we get together with the brides and vegas goddess to coordinate shoes and stuff....we could arrive in a cnu even....
Flynt in a cnu!!!!
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Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
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Location: sitting on the step
all i ask of the shoes is that they be flat..ie flip flops or trainers ..thankyou that is all
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
mm..Gnor in thongs.....mindboggling concept..will need that brazillian
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
*blink*
we have to wear SHOES???
oh man........ *sigh*
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
ill be coming in my ceremonial armour!
yes for me that full samuri armour but i dont think ill be cumming on hourse back unless teh bride needs a ride?
Step (el-nombrie)
Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
2,723 posts
Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada
no no no, dahlink. Shoes are not a must if you do not want them.
*takes a drag off of a cigarette in a really long cigarette holder*
If ms pounce decides to change into a fetish outfit, she will need shoes, I imagine.
You, though, dahlink, can go bare foot if you wish. It is a beach wedding after all, isn't it?
Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.
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